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teh disco. — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:31:24 +0000

best of craigslist > washington, DC > Actor needed for emotional role � One day high pay
Originally Posted: Fri, 17 Apr 12:52 EDT
Actor needed for emotional role � One day high pay
Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT

My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

Location: DC, MD, VA
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation:

PostingID: 1126876415

Boss…

teh disco. — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:54:20 +0000

It seemed like a good idea.

Original.

Something about Keanu Reeves.

teh disco. — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:23:14 +0000

Another bad photoshop.

I got nothing…

teh disco. — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:04:59 +0000

Since I have people pointing from the corner…

teh disco. — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:35:30 +0000

Teddy Roosevelt on a Mos Def.

Keanu 1-1

teh disco. — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:10:27 +0000

Not the most creative, though I smiled.

Attempt #2.

If the Matrix was NES.

teh disco. — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:16:31 +0000

Apparently I have too much spare time, so I decided I am going to slowly convert pics of Keanu Reeves to 8bit and lazily place them in NES (Nintendo) games.

I present to you, attempt #1.

I say this whole heartedly and without censor.

teh disco. — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:21:34 +0000

Fuck #SOPA and #PIPA, the US government has no right to push such a blatant kick in the dick to American freedom. Be is as it may, I will be first to agree there is a shit ton of bad on the web, but its is our responsibility to ignore it, stop it or educate others about it.
The internet is our world, a singular totalitarian entity has no right to censor it. The internet has become a human need, since its birth the web has brought education, art, experiences and truth that we can not live without.
I think these bills and the people pushing them to congress are disgusting, weak, souless people who wish to crush our free thought, right to choose and place our internet in a police state.

One positive thing that may come from this bill, the potential for no more Biebers, Rebecca Blacks and Rage comics.

Feeling the groove on Stephen Ave. Calgary

teh disco. — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:26:08 +0000

ORIGINAL CONTENT FILED BY ME!
This dude just started shufflin, he was not young and was possibly intoxicated. Needless to say, I was pretty damn impressed. Not a single fuck was given by this dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGbjnZo1-WQ

I am so lazy.

teh disco. — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:14:40 +0000

I hope to get some content that doesn’t consist of youtube videos up again as I have gotten far too lazy. Anyone with anything that you want posted let me know. I’ll put up just about anything. In the mean time, I’ll see what I can get up here.

Thanks!

Mean while I present you this…

Apparently some dude “Raj” at his house party.