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A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack — in his fanny.
Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.
Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record or at least a state jail system mark.
On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS.
I firmly believe if I saw this man in person, not only would I give him $4, but all the money I have. (Which is $5)
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